Iron Chef Television #2
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                UNCLE CHARLIE             Versus                  ALICE
In Battle: Cream Of Wheat!!
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                UNCLE CHARLIE             Versus                  ALICE
In Battle: Cream Of Wheat!!
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LouiseBrooks theme byThemocracy
This is positively unfair to Alice. Uncle Charlie is 3/4 of a character, and he is already equipped with a stainless steel coffee pot. Alice, on the other hand, is less than 1/16 of a character, consisting mainly of the lifted-from-stan-laurel expression we see here and the occasional reference to Sam the Butcher. If Sam had been a serial killer, or at least worked in a slaugherhouse, Alice may have had a chance.
After reading this post, I was IMMEDIATELY motivated to scour craigslist looking for a retired navy chef slash manny. Not too many out there. Guess I’ll set up an an alert. What was this post about anyway?